Sunday, September 12, 2010

#6: How To Spell Simple Shit

"Where" is asking about a location
"We're" is the contraction for "we are"
"Were" is NOT the same as "where" or "we're"

"To" is NOT the same as "too"... which is the same as "also"

It's not "wen" - it's "when"

It's not "wat" - it's "what"

"You're" is the contraction for "you are"
"Your" means "it belongs to you"
"Ur" is neither of those things

It's spelled "definItely" - No, there is NOT an "A" in that word.

"There" is NOT the same as "their"... which means "belonging to them"

"Whose" is NOT the same as "who's"... which is the contraction for "who is"

For example: "There's definitely no reason for their poor grammar. Where did they go to school? Maybe their attention span was too short in English class. Were they not in class? Sometimes I think, 'Your text message makes me wonder if you're even looking at the buttons when you type.'"

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